Funny Retirement Card –Black Labrador Retriever Dog by Pool

Retirement has never looked this good!

Meet Ripper the Old Dog™—retired, relaxed and apparently enjoying a very active social calendar.

Ripper has found his way into The Senior Snoot Club, where he's spending retirement poolside with a glass of Bones Farm Merlot, plenty of dog biscuits and a couple of new friends who clearly know how to enjoy the good life.

And if you're wondering how Ripper got his name, there's a reason his new friends may want to stay upwind. This old dog has been known to let one rip when the mood strikes!

This funny retirement card is ideal for a coworker, boss, employee, friend, husband, dad, grandpa or dog lover who's ready to trade meetings and deadlines for a little relaxation and mischief.

Card Details:

• Size: 6.9" × 4.9" (17.5 × 12.5 cm)
• Premium-quality paper
• Matte finish
• High-resolution, full-color printing
• Folded greeting card
• Blank inside for personal messages and group signatures
• Includes a white envelope
• Great for office retirement parties and group signing
• Original Ripper the Old Dog™ artwork

Ripper the Old Dog™

by AZ Lifestyle Brand™

Original Greetings for Life’s Unforgettable Moments

© 2026 AZ Lifestyle Brand™ • All Rights Reserved

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.