Funny Retirement Card –Black Labrador Retriever Relaxing

Retirement has officially gone to the dogs!

Meet Ripper the Old Dog™—a seasoned old pup who has retirement figured out. Ripper is kicking back poolside with his pipe, autobiography, retirement biscuits and treats while his stylish poodle companion enjoys the good life in the pool.

And the name Ripper? There’s a reason you may not want to sit downwind. This old dog has been known to let one rip now and then!

The front features the retirement message:

“Congratulations on your Retirement you Old Dog”

It's a fun retirement keepsake for a coworker, boss, employee, friend, husband, dad, grandpa or dog lover who's finally ready to clock out for good.

Card Details:

• Size: 6.9" × 4.9" (17.5 × 12.5 cm)
• Premium-quality paper
• Matte finish
• High-resolution, full-color printing
• Folded greeting card
• Blank inside—plenty of room for personal messages and group signatures
• Includes a white envelope
• Ideal for office retirement parties and group signing
• Original Ripper the Old Dog™ artwork

Ripper the Old Dog™

by AZ Lifestyle Brand™

Original Greetings for Life’s Unforgettable Moments

© 2026 AZ Lifestyle Brand™ • All Rights Reserved

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.